At the Death Watch, Chris is assuming that the firing decision will be based on who was responsible for losing the task, and thus pegs Laura. Stuart Baggs™ obviously understands how LSAS’s mind works, because he correctly predicts that Joy is gone. I always find it weird how it seems to be mostly the members of the winning team who talk about who’s coming back. Joanna and Laura walk in together, and there’s cheering and clapping from the other members of Apollo. Chris looks thoughtfully at the survivors, and I’d like to hope he’s considering what could have happened in the boardroom to keep Laura from being fired, but he’s probably just giving them marks out of ten for attractiveness. Jamie asks for dirt, and Joanna takes centre stage talking about the drama of being told that she is aggressive, and “a bit of a gobshite”, and how this could be the best thing that could happen to her. Stuart Baggs™ looks absolutely gobsmacked, because I guess he thought he was the only who’d get to go on that particularly journey, and now he probably has to go on another vision quest to realise that it’s OK to not be unique, so I guess we won’t see him for another week.
So, what have we learned today? If your male-dominated office gets a new female boss, you should make her feel welcome by buying her a sexy outfit and making her dress up in it, especially if she expressly forbids you from doing so. Don’t worry, she’s just playing mind games, you know what chicks are like. She’s probably on the rag. If you’re a woman, you should keep your goddamn mouth shut. Except when we want you to beg forgiveness for being an awful irrational woman, then you’d better fall on your knees right away, or we are through.
Next week: baked goods a plenty! Chris dressed as an oven! Melissa arguing with Alex, so team mixing already, yay! Paloma finds something highly embarrassing! Hopefully no hateful atmosphere of oppression and prejudice! See you there!
